Myilai Masala Hamilton (NJ) Review: Myir-Pudungi Service, OK Food
As sure as night follows day, if the food at an Indian restaurant in the U.S. is not bad then you can be certain that the service will be Myir-Pudungi (rotten). Yes, go ahead and bet your balls bails...
View ArticleChand Palace Piscataway Review – Insufferable Food, Intolerable Service,...
You schmucks can say what you will but most Indian restaurants in New Jersey have no reason to stay in business except that some greedy desi swines want to rip you off with garbage. That’s a mighty...
View ArticleTawa NJ – Wow, Yummy Food; OK Service
Update -Tawa is Closed Eureka, after a long while we can rhapsodize about a New Jersey Indian restaurant that pampers battle-hardened desi palates rather than punishing them with effete curries. Folks,...
View ArticleOnce Upon a Time, Kamal Haasan Attracted Crowds
(For SI Blog Reader and ardent Kamal Haasan fan prasath.j) There was a time, really, when Ulaga Nayagan Kamal Haasan attracted crowds for his movies. Even in America, Tamil movie fans lined up to watch...
View ArticleDakshin Express Edison NJ – Heavenly, Sooper Biryani from an Ugly Shithole
Oh Baby, Oh Baby! Besides sending us into an orgasmic swoon, Dakshin Express on Oak Tree Road in Edison (NJ) evoked nostalgic memories of that incredible shithole. Which shithole, you ask? India, of...
View ArticleDogfight Over Biryani Ends Up in New Jersey Court
After the great New Jersey Samosa lawsuit, the stage is now set for the Mother of All Biryani Battles. Big Indian legal fights in the U.S. are all about life-changing things like Samosas, Biryanis and,...
View ArticleSaravanaa Bhavan West Windsor Review – Grr, Nice Toilet, Lots of Flies,...
Indians, as we all well know, wash their sorry Hindu ass with water. Not for our people, the toilet paper, those newfangled bidets or the currently news-making $6,400 Kohler Numi toilet with a built-in...
View ArticleCrazy! 56 Indian Restaurants Crowd 4-Mile Oak Tree Road Stretch in...
We bet you haven’t seen anything like this, not even in Incredible India. Bizarre, indeed. Curry Holes on Oak Tree Road On a short, four-mile stretch of Oak Tree Road that runs through the New Jersey...
View ArticleIndians Build Biryani Highway in Edison, NJ
If Marx and Engels were to rewrite The Communist Manifesto, they’d probably pen it this way: A spectre is haunting Edison – the spectre of Biryani. All the powers of Edison have entered into a holy...
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